War of the Roses Episode 2: Actually giving away roses this time

Alright.... another cheater caught in the act! Enjoy!

War of the Roses Episode 1: War of vodka?

Although called War of the Roses, this particular radio station uses vodka as their bait. Enjoy......

War of the Roses

If you're a history buff, you know that The War of the Roses, you know that this refers to the series of dynastic civil wars that took place between 1455 and 1485 between supporter of the rival houses of Lancaster and York for the throne of England.

This is not the War of the Roses that we're talking about here. War of the Roses is an interesting radio segment that aired on my local radio station that typically involves setting up a person in a committed relationship to see if they'll take the bait to cheat on their significant other.

The initiator calls the radio station because they fear their spouse, bf, gf, etc. is cheating on them, and the radio show hosts calls the partner while the initiator sits silently on the phone. The radio show host claims that the suspect has just won a free dozen roses as a part of a promotion to be sent to anyone of his or her choice, with no other obligation other than to "please promote our great service."

During the phone call, the radio show host asks the suspect questions that might reveal more information about the person's alleged affair. For example, the host will usually ask the person to submit a personal message with the gift. Once the suspect reveals the name and nature of the relationship, the initiator is then free to jump in and chastise the suspect.

In the next few posts, we will share with your some of our favorite examples of war of the roses.

HIGH-LARITY

The power of adjectives in your relationship

You can attract more bees with honey than vinegar, so the saying says--but does it really work? Any kind of relationship will have disagreements (and this relationship does not have to be romantic in nature. It can be with a parent, boss, sibling, etc.), but it may not always be best to try to strong-arm someone into being the person you would like for them to be.

So what do you do? Hypnosis? Bribery? Blackmail?


None of the above. But you too, can persuade like a politician!

How about subtle persuasion and harnessing the power of adjectives to draw on the person's desire to be liked and admired.

This concept is simple:

1. Think about an adjective that describes a characteristic you would like someone to posses. I.e. generous, open-minded, kind, etc.
   
2. Use the adjective to describe the person while in a conversation with the person
   
3. Stand back and be in awe of how they try and fit into that personality characteristic you have just used to describe them.

An example:

Let's say you're feeling a little neglected by your mate and would like some more attention and affection.

Here's what you say:

"I love how loving and affectionate you are towards me"

Then sit back and watch your mate shower you with attention.

How about another example?

Your mom is unwilling to accept any of your ideas and it's difficult to get her to see your point of view.

I love how open-minded you are.

In the next few weeks you’ll notice your mom becoming more open minded and willing to accept your ideas.

To sum up.....

I can't stress how powerful this technique is.

Don't just read this article, think about how interesting it is, and move on with your life while some of your relationships still need improving. TRY IT today-start labeling someone you know today with a positive characteristic-you will notice them trying to mold themselves to fit your description in hopes that you will show your appreciation and acceptance.

And YOU will enjoy the benefits of their changed behavior!

Try it-and let us know how it goes!

Group Therapy

I got this interesting, but very sad email from a reader who was asking for some advice, so with permission, I'm posting this email so I can get everyone's advice and thoughts.

Dear Broken Hearts Doctor,

I would like some advice about a situation I'm going through with my boyfriend. He pushes me to work out and go to the gym. If I don't go, he guilts me into going, and there are just some days when I don't feel like going. If I don't go, I usually end up in tears.

What should I do?

Sincerely,

Tina

Oooey Gooey Brownies

Sometimes feeding your face after a break up can be the best recipe for a healed heart! Best of all, these brownies are vegan, so you can say that no animals were harmed in the making of these delicious brownies.

Ingredients

• 2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
• 2 cups white sugar
• 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 cup water
• 1 cup vegetable oil
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions

1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. In a large bowl, stir together the flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking powder and salt. Pour in water, vegetable oil and vanilla; mix until well blended. Spread evenly in a 9x13 inch baking pan.
3. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes in the preheated oven, until the top is no longer shiny. Let cool for at least 10 minutes before cutting into squares.

Fav break up song!

We loves us some Beyonce! And we LOVE Single Ladies! This song is so fun, and it's just a great song to groove to when you're feeling lonely. It's also inspired some AMAZING and HIGH-LARIOUS videos. Seriously though, just watching Beyonce in this video makes me exhausted!



Beyonce Clown:


Born to dance!


This diva is a star!

Break Up Quotes, Part 2

It has been said that laughter is the best medicine, and when loneliness and heartache set in after a relationship has ended, sometimes laughter is the only remedy for the pain. Sorry Advil, but you will not be able to help with this kind of ache.

Of course we all deal with a broken heart in different ways, so today, we'll look at the more humorous break up quotes out there.

1. I ran into my ex the other day, so I put it in reverse and hit him again.

2. Hating you would require an emotional commitment that I'm not willing to make.

3. " You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either."

4. "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams

5. "My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."
- Anonymous

6. "You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go."
- Dr. Seuss

7. When you buy a single, it is cheaper than buying all the album. Save your soul, or at least your wallet.

8. "By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation."
-Oscar Wilde

9. "If there were unlimited apartments in Manhattan, we'd all be single forever."
-Miranda from Sex and the City

10. My wife and I were happy for 20 years-then we met
-Rodney Dangerfieldh

Breaking News-Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy Split!

After 5 years of dating, funny man Jim Carrey and sexy Jenny McCarthy have split up!

Confirming the break up, Jenny tweeted:

"I'm so grateful for the years Jim and I had together. I will stay committed to Jane and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart."

Yesterday afternoon, Jim posted to his twitter account:

"Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay! ?;^>"

Jenny's Valentine's Day surprise was so sweet (sky-writing their initials inside a heart), and Jim seemed so touched!

His Twitter response:
"Jenny my Love, you've stolen my heart, my soul and of course anything you find in my pants XXXXXXOOOOO ;^)"

How sad-they were such a cute couple!

Break Up Quotes, Part 1

Sometimes listening to some sappy music after a break up or talking to a friend helps. Today we'll use some inspirational quotes to help us move on and heal. Overcoming loneliness can be one of the most difficult parts of a break up because the split can come on so fast and leave you wondering what happened.

The great thing about these quotes are that they are from people from all time periods-and that's because broken hearts are timeless and loneliness crosses time, races, and religious affiliations.


1. "Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." -Alfred Lord Tennyson

2. "Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."
-M. Kathleen Casey

3. “I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.”
-unknown

4. “A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.”
-Unknown

5. “It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye. ”
-Anonymous

6. The hottest love has the coldest end.
-Socrates

7. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-Unknown

8. "Don't cry because it's over-Smile because it happened."
-Uknown

9. "I don't know what to do now that we're apart; I don't know how to live without the other half of my heart."
-Anonymous

10. I cried today...
not because I missed you
or even wanted you
but because I finally realized
I'm going to be alright without you
-Unknown

All kinds of break ups

While this blog refers to break ups with reference to relationships, breaking up does not have to happen just for couples. A break up can occur in any type of relationship. For example, getting your bank account hijacked every week with fees and penalties might cause you to break up with your bank.

Or seeing a doctor that hardly gives you the time of day and then pushes you out the door to see the next patient. THEN you might want to break up with your doctor.

I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to break up with my cell phone provider because the idiots in customer service can't seem to get their stuff together and actually help me. But then I realize that there are idiots everywhere......