Break Up Quotes, Part 2

It has been said that laughter is the best medicine, and when loneliness and heartache set in after a relationship has ended, sometimes laughter is the only remedy for the pain. Sorry Advil, but you will not be able to help with this kind of ache.

Of course we all deal with a broken heart in different ways, so today, we'll look at the more humorous break up quotes out there.

1. I ran into my ex the other day, so I put it in reverse and hit him again.

2. Hating you would require an emotional commitment that I'm not willing to make.

3. " You're too young for me. I mean, too *old*. We're the same age? Well, that doesn't work for me, either."

4. "Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet."
- Robin Williams

5. "My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil."
- Anonymous

6. "You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who'll decide where to go."
- Dr. Seuss

7. When you buy a single, it is cheaper than buying all the album. Save your soul, or at least your wallet.

8. "By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation."
-Oscar Wilde

9. "If there were unlimited apartments in Manhattan, we'd all be single forever."
-Miranda from Sex and the City

10. My wife and I were happy for 20 years-then we met
-Rodney Dangerfieldh